We hope that you are not overly disappointed that you cannot, in fact, order a Wyrmwood Player Surrogate at this time. If you’re wondering where this idea came from, we’re afraid we can’t take credit for that.

A comic strip, from the indispensable Penny Arcade, was published in February of 2018. We had been considering doing an April Fools’ joke this year, and this gave us the perfect opportunity and inspiration – we simply couldn’t pass it up; the die was cast, as it were.

Once more, we apologize that we can’t help you make your players stick around and listen to your extensive cryptozoological lore. But take heart, friend! We know the truth, just as you have, all along – it is they who are the fools; to ignore such wisdom is to court peril. After all, when destiny calls, one best be ready.

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