Wyrm Lyfe Shield

Are you a Wyrmling? Now you can own your very own Wyrm Lyfe shield, just like the ones we use for transitions between segments. Wood selection random.



The Wyrm Lyfe logo on a handcrafted wooden shield, brought to you by our very own Crazy Ed. These are prominently featured in every episode of our ongoing vlog, Wyrm Lyfe, in our transition shots between segments. Now you can have one of your very own!

Limited quantity available – so act now, and don't miss your chance to be the envy of literally everyone you know or will ever meet.*




*Results not guaranteed. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. YMMV. May suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Wyrm Lyfe Shields contain a liquid core which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Ingredients of Wyrm Lyfe Shield include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Do not taunt your Wyrm Lyfe Shield.

Additional information

Weight 4 oz